This is a story which was found in a mysterious black book.
Once there was a deep dark planet, and on this deep dark planet there was a deep dark country, in this deep dark country there was a deep dark king, this deep dark king owned a deep dark castle (Which was built on a deep dark native american cemetery), and in this deep dark castle there was a deep dark dungeon, in the deep dark dungeon there was a deep dark chest, in this deep dark chest there was a deep dark lever, if you pulled this deep dark lever a secret passage would open into a deep dark treasure room, in this deep dark treasure room there was another deep dark chest, in this deep dark chest there was a deep dark burlap sack, in the deep dark burlap sack there was a smaller deep dark bag, if you opened the deep dark bag you would find the scariest thing on earth...
A deep dark spooky scary skeleton.